Dear Overly Enthusiastic Lady at Zumba Class,
I admire your energy and toned arms.
Thank you for your willingness to look like a character from SNL.
Your Zumba Classmate
Dear Little 1st Grader Who Asked Me What Was On My Forehead,
It's a pimple.
Thanks for pointing it out.
- Your Teacher
Thank you for spending a hour chopping wood so you could make me a fire in the fireplace.
I like being warm and I like you...a lot.
Dear Zooey Deschanel,
You make me laugh and want to sing.